hopeless & ridiculous.

chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:35:45 -0400

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:35:03 -0400

piercelopez:

there are two types of crushes:

1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”

2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me

there is no in between

petrovalicious: every high school musical song → the start of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:16:46 -0400

petrovalicious:

every high school musical song → the start of something new
“i know that something has changed never felt this way..”

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:41:12 -0400

ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:31:19 -0400

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:06:51 -0400

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:03:12 -0400

when you know exactly how you feel about someone/something BUT YOU JUST CANT PUT IT INTO WORDS...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:39:40 -0400

when you know exactly how you feel about someone/something

BUT YOU JUST CANT PUT IT INTO WORDS UGHHH

stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:33:00 -0400

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

ohyousillypotato: what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:47:48 -0400

ohyousillypotato:

what i’m looking for in a man:

will lend me his hoodies

good sense of humor

is a cutie patootie

will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood

good taste in music

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Wed, 15 May 2013 14:25:50 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:11:04 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

ART HELP:

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:42:21 -0400

shadow-pony:

corporalbutts:

Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.

60 feet is a HUGE size.

Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.

I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:

I wanna see the finished piece

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Sun, 12 May 2013 13:37:13 -0400

osamah: vaporheart-archive: Oh these pies aren’t homemade,...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:35:59 -0400

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah: DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:34:07 -0400

osamah:

DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

foodtrucker: Seeing hot people on public transport is one of life’s sweet sorrows

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:16:51 -0400

foodtrucker:

Seeing hot people on public transport is one of life’s sweet sorrows

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